Toss Away That Yankee Drink

(How a call to boycott Western goods would sound in English…)

Have no milk, provoke no spew
Gulp no Coke made by a Jew
Red wine’s bad, it’s for the papists
So the white is the date rapist’s
Devil’s sweat is in the bottle
Shun the hellfire at full throttle

Quit thick kefir (that Asian hoax)
No Schlitz Malt from the Black folks
Say no more Bohemian shots
No Corona and chili pots
Olive in a glass’s a curse
Kosher juice’s where daemons nurse

And when the yuppies make a toast
Call them out: in hell you’ll roast!
Dare a drink the U.S. makes
You’ll get sick with worse-than-AIDS
Smirnoff Ice has the sluts’ praise
Posh, White trash, and every race

Have no pop like Yankees do
Rid the German habits, too
In the West, each water well’s
Tainted by the infidels
In the taps the masons pour
Satan’s mind-control manure

Tippling booze’s a Shiites’ rite
Like their dark magic delight
So all others have their share
Buddhist, Sikh, men of despair
Hindu heathens of any spice
Made rice beer or wicked dyes

But praise Allah, to all ills, sure:
Zamzam water is the cure!

Read this in Albanian

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